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This AI slop generating teddy bear was apparently one of the most popular toys this Christmas
(hexbear.net)
What if Teddy Ruxpin but he was infinitely more harmful for the climate??? 
This thing just made the news in Finland after the app refused to work for everyone that had bought the bear on Christmas Eve 
That aside, this shit is just grim. One, having fucking ChatGPT regurgitate some reconstituted literary pink slime to your children instead of just reading them a story book. Lower the kids' standards and get them acclimated to AI garbage nice and early 
Two, this shit is destined to be e-waste in two months when the app stops being updated
Choosing not to rant on the obvious reasons this garbage shouldn't exist. I don't have kids or have much experience with them in general, but I do know one thing about them that seems to be a universal fact: They fucking love repetition. You made a randomize story button for literally the one age demographic that does not get bored of hearing the same thing over and over again. The first thing they're gonna do when they finish their first slop storytelling is "I want to hear that again."