When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it's horrible. Like, I don't want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it's basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.

I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.

As of writing this, it's 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn't wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it's 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i'd wake everyone up. So, i can't rinse butt,.

I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please

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[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Baby wipes?

(Do not flush. But to soothe the area I mean lol)

[–] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

you can get flushable wet ass wipes they're much better than TP in a pinch

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most of those aren't actually flushable, despite the name.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it doesn't break down into nothing if you drop one into a clean toilet and leave it there for a while, then it's not flushable regardless of what the wrapper says.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I always knew those "flushable" wipes were hell on waste treatment plants, but it became more obvious at the start of the pandemic with pipes clogging and bursting.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Oh daaaaamn that’s gourmet shidding right there