When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it's horrible. Like, I don't want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it's basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.

I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.

As of writing this, it's 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn't wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it's 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i'd wake everyone up. So, i can't rinse butt,.

I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please

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[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shitpost kelly

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Shitcom" is a 2012 claymation short film directed by Takena Nagao. It is a scatological romantic comedy with a runtime of approximately 1 minute. It was posted to Takena's YouTube channel on September 21st, 2012; the official upload of the film today has over 3 million views.

"Shitcom" is consistently among the lowest-rated anime of all time.

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dare you to queue it tn

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Lmfao OK

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What can I say, I always follow through on a dare. edgeworth-shrug

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey listen

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

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