When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it's horrible. Like, I don't want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it's basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.

I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.

As of writing this, it's 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn't wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it's 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i'd wake everyone up. So, i can't rinse butt,.

I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please

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[–] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

toilet paper is barbaric and should have been consigned to the past by now. i seriously don't know how anyone tolerates it, even the expensive stuff, i use soft wet flushable wipes but even then i will try to time my showering so it's after i take a shit. can't bear to not have a pristine ass. why should i be ok with one part of my body having shit on it? if i have to go outside and do anything being in that state is intolerable. barbaric.

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Flushable*