When I wipe my butt it starts to fucking bleed, it's horrible. Like, I don't want to get into details, but after a few wipes it starts hurting and the paper wipes get bloody. Imagine wiping your ass with sandpaper, it's basically that, but somehow replicated with regular toilet paper.

I have to go shower every single time I poo to actually clean my butt.

As of writing this, it's 1 A.M and I just pooed, couldn't wipe as usual, but as I mentioned, it's 1 A.M. If I were to attempt to clean myself in the shower, i'd wake everyone up. So, i can't rinse butt,.

I am writing this with a half wiped butt. Buy me a bidet, please

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[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Assuming you're exaggerating a bit here, and don't need immediate medical attention, it sounds like you have haemorrhoids tbh. That would account for the endless wiping, soreness, and bleeding. Basically, you've blown out the muscles in your asshole from pushing too much. Have you tried eating fruit?