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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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They smelled like beans and mushrooms and when I shook their hand they gave me a small rat and told me it was "one for the road".

They had green skin like a goblin and had a shirt that said "Xi is my god".

I didn't feel safe. Be careful out there, and lock your doors too because I hear they steal your passive income.

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[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It was me, I sold your apes!

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But not my Slurpjuice

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

And my axe.

[–] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

What's the going rate now?

Is it 3 apes + a slurpjuice gets you laid or is that wishful thinking by them?