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I keep thinking of bad things and then say "wow I bet Hexbear would like this thing" and then I smugly smile while shit leaks out of my pants. Both ends.

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[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (12 children)

I've been seeing posts from this instance for awhile because I can't figure out how block specific instances and everytime I open a thread it is a cesspool of a mental mastrubating echo chamber.

[–] ProxyTheAwesome@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

that pain you feel is your echo chamber being breached and your brain de-pressurizing

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i wish i could block tankies too. just the thought of one being next to me scares me so much that i wet myself quite frequently. they mentally masturbate to bad things instead of good things.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Can confirm that I mentally masturbate to line going down instead of line going up.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

mental mastrubating echo chamber.

What you are doing is totally just autoerotic cranial resonance with your fellow enlightened centrist free thinkers, by contrast.

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Centrists don't exist. Neither do free thinkers.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Centrists don't exist.

Well we agree on this point.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Did you find a new height of self congratulatory masturbation where you can point down at the lowly rabble all around the world and say that they are the ones that are wrong?

You should find 50 billion and buy Twitter/X. Not much would change and not many would notice the difference.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yeah? Which things are "mental masturbation" and why do they bother you? What specifically has someone said?

This post is obviously circlejerking, for deliberate effect, it's irony and a joke. What actually serious things are you talking about?

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Every post on here is meta talking about yourselves rather than your philosophy. Just a bunch posts saying "Watch me destroy these libtards". Most of the content here is meaningless ad hominem attacks.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And what are you doing? You're just another boring Reddit liberal doing boring Reddit liberal shit.

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you not see the irony in your reply?

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't believe in Reddity debatebro shit. If you want to be seen as original somehow, be more entertaining.

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Welcome to arguments on the internet.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're trying to sound smug and self congratulatory about being a boilerplate generic smug Reddit liberal. congratulations

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What does any of this have to do with Reddit? Reddit is a shitty site.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

You belong there.

Go there.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

We have daily megathreads on theory and current events. Right now we have a pinned cross post from 3 years ago, encouraging all Lemmy users to read a book about trans liberation. What more theory do you want? Have you ever visited one of our comms, or do you just land here from browsing Top All?

Our meta posts probably get more upvotes because theyre funny to us (and apparently other Lemmy instances) and we have a culture of balancing out serious shit with a heavy dose of irony

literally just open http://hexbear.net and you will find evidence against what you claim

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

okay idk who needs to hear this but if you have an echo chamber do not use it as a cesspool. and if you must use your echo chamber as a cesspool, do not masturbate in it. You risk disease, hearing loss, and smelling really bad.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Yeah it’s a bit weird where the echo chamber setting is. The tankie Lemmy devs don’t want people blocking instances.

It’s on this settings page under the FAQs

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

volcel-judge masturbation is prohibited

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Suck off a liberal and a fascist cums

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm 50/50 on the huge image macros. Needs a psyduck to feel like early 2000s Something Awful tho.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

they're not supposed to be huge. I think that's a lemmy bug. On hexbear.net they have a CSS property that limits their width to 56px.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

That's my understanding. It raises standard image macros to another level. I think that bug is why a lot of people dislike them, but it makes it hilarious to me.