"Why yes, my overpriced fake leather nostolgiabait shoes that have nothing in it, dont come in wide, and gives people pla tar fasciitis is muxh better than the other overpriced fake leather hipsterbait shoe!!!!"

And then kids will literally screech in the damn store if they dont get their shitty nike shoe, becayse its about the NAME of the BRAND!!!

FUCK OFF SNEAKERHEADS YOU ALL SUCK!!!

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[–] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's just Funko pops for a different demographic, maybe worse because shoes have a use and are destined to sit on a shelf as a speculative asset.

Just get into magic the gathering and use the cards in a tournament smh

[–] EmotionalSupportLancet@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A collectible sneaker game.

Draws a shoebox from the pile

ties two blue shoelaces together

”I cast Air Jordan 1 on your Air Balance 990, it goes straight to the scuffed pile”!

[–] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least the 990s are functional shoes

[–] EmotionalSupportLancet@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I have no clue, I had to google a list of sneakers to fill in the nouns for the joke lol.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

maybe worse because shoes have a use and are destined to sit on a shelf as a speculative asset.

On the other hand, maybe better because the shoes have a use and someone at some time might actually wear them?

Idk, interesting to think about.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

yeah i could steal shoes and wear them, you can't do anything with stolen funko pops.