.@NYCMayor with the robocop, which cannot make the heart with the mayor because it has no arms
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"I'm hungry."
"How? We're not people - we don't have hunger or stomachs."
"Let's get cheese burgers, chili fries, and vanilla milkshakes."
"Okay. Wait. I'm getting a message in my hidden earpiece that there's a bank robbery in progress at the First National Bank eight and a half blocks away on Main Street."
"Never mind the burgers. Let's catch some bad guys."
To the dashboard he says: "Siren and flashing lights on." To his partner he says: "Hit it."
And their EV patrol car burns rubber.