Isn't the entire point of the profile and matching system to filter incompatible people out? Why can I match with 50 people and not a single one wants to get a coffee or something after exchanging a few pleasantries? Everybody hates these things and yet they refuse to do anything IRL to get off them. Is there some Manchurian candidate activation codeword that I'm missing? I feel like everyone treats this shit solely as an ego booster and actually gets pissed off that anyone tries to interact with them. How do you meet people in hellworld if you don't drink?
Me after dozens of dead-end back-and-forths that lead to nowhere despite having shared interests and presumably being attracted to each other since we matched: 
Hmm, maybe it's the extreme commodification of relationships and atomization under capitalism that prevents you from getting anywhere with this garbage 
Nope, must be because @SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net didn't say my favorite "The Office" quote and send me a playlist with 50 of the greatest songs I've never heard that made me instantly fall in love with them. I have no idea what other people expect from these things but I'm not doing labor for someone that I don't even know is real. Thanks for reading my rant, any advice is appreciated.
based on your description of your experience i cannot believe you are a real human being actually living in our capitalist hellworld.
It’s not that they don’t live in the same capitalist hell world I think the simple answer is that we used to call people like them things like “social butterflies”. Some ppl just got the juice and are loved by many.
I can assure you that I am nothing like that. I am an introvert myself and I can only say that I got “lucky” because when I first moved to my current city, I met a couple friends who are exactly like you described, and dragged me to social gatherings despite my reluctance. From there on, all you have to do is to show up, literally, when people ask you to hang out and start talking to people. Like genuinely take interest in people’s lives and hobbies, don’t even think about dating or getting laid. Just make friends. You don’t have to like everyone, nobody does, but please tell me you can at least make 1-2 connections out of, say, every 10 people.
i didn't mention anything about myself in that comment but I did make some assumptions about you, so I suppose it's owed. I moved to [large city] to meet ppl and hangout more easily too and thank god I could.
All I meant by my comment was that some ppl just take to socializing without really 'trying'. one's willingness and ability to meet ppl r dependent on innumerable circumstances that we can't (or at least, i don't want to rn) possibly address. I don't disagree that it's only a matter of time and persistence, but idk if I'd phrase it as 'just do it' lol
How so? I am serious. Just find an activity like participating in some voluntary work, whether it is in an animal shelter, a charity/humanitarian program or simply volunteer teaching for underprivileged kids, you will meet people. Are you telling me that it is impossible to meet people even this way?
What I would be saying is that I tried several other things, I meet people and have a good chat with them, and that's it. No invitations to anything else. Even if I try to actively exchange contact details, which is (I think at least) gladly accepted, it just goes into nothing. Maybe I'm just unlikable and thus no one wants to continue hanging out with me.
Like, how does this happen for you? Maybe you're a really funny person and people like having that around and thus invite you to get their fix of funny? Or something like that? Maybe you have some value you provide that I'm lacking, but I don't know what it is, because the conversations I have seem very pleasant, to me at least, and I'd like to continue them. But apparently not the other side.
I mean, I don’t know what your hobbies or passions are, so it’s going to be different for everyone I suppose. But you do have to be proactive in keeping touch if you want to hang out with them (remember they also don’t know if you are keen to hang out with them or it was just you being friendly), and if they also like your vibe, they will reciprocate, if not, then don’t be too bothered about it.
For example, if you both like photography, you can exchange Flickr accounts, show each other what you shoot, chat nerdy camera/photography technique shit, and maintain your communications from there.
For example, do you like cooking? Do you have a dish you just learned that you’re dying to let your friends taste? Say both of you love cooking, and have some dishes in mind, it’s pretty easy to organize a small gathering, invite a few friends over to try out your cooking.
Do you both like watching certain sports? You can suggest maybe next time there’s a match you guys should throw a watch party with a few friends? If you both like certain video games (which I’m not into) I suppose it’s even easier to play together.
Just don’t be like overly interested because that can come off as creepy, but surely it’s not that hard to bond over common interests?
Well yeah, I mean that generally works. But you said that this translates into other connections for you. I often meet someone doing something, and then we continue doing that thing together, talking about it. But it doesn't really result in new people being added, so it doesn't continue to build from there, like what you described.
it doesn't stick. nobody messages me first. No friends, only acquaintances.
additionally, i'll take loneliness over the physical torture of how covid takes you out, let alone the risk of long-covid. maybe they have competent government in your society?