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[–] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It wasn't even one nine eleven jfc

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

they always meant per-capita. 0.00001% of the population or whatever

if you have 100 people in some group and one of them dies that's like 100 9/11s to that group.

or something. i'm tired and high so maybe don't take those numbers literally.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My grandma died, so i basically suffered 450,000 grandparent 9/11s

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

who are you starting a nine million year war with?

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I've declared that cancer, dementia, heart disease, and stroke are the new axis of evil!

She actually died in a car crash but since our family owns a series of car dealerships I didn't want to get into all that.

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

By the way, checked the math, and even if that was your last grandparent, 100% of the population would be 94,882 9/11s.

Liberals would still use that 450,000 number anyways though

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The actual numbers are worse than you thought:

2,996 deaths out of approx. 284,267,319 Americans = 0.00105%

1 death out of 100 people = 1%

This comes out to 948.8 9/11s

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

ah yeah i was off by a 10

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Come on Hamas. Do better.