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biden-troll wife guy energy utterly smashesxi-pog workaholism

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[-] Othello@hexbear.net 60 points 10 months ago

if a man remembers a woman birthday thats sexual

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

Won't lie, I've got this vision of a neighbor wishing this guy's wife "Happy Birthday" and him grabbing a baseball bat and shouting "What did you say to my wife!"

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

That is honestly extremely plausible.

[-] carlesmu@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 10 months ago

Thanks, I was not aware of my Oedipus Complex ;-)

[-] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

this is why I just get my mom something when I see it and wait until someone says "her birthday is tomorrow, you did get her something right?"

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

Especially if it's because they happen to have the same birthday.

Which is why Hillary Clinton is my sidepiece (Oct 26)

[-] Othello@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

i dont want to dox myself but my birthday is one day away from a president.

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

My birthday is the same as a previous sovereign of Ingerland 🤢🤢🤢

[-] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

noooooooo, i am NOT having sex with george washington! you cant make me!

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

I can’t imagine any world leader beyond the age of 70 touching their wives for the past 20 years

[-] Othello@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

yes but also, castro fucked till his last breath though.

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