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If you're only reference for terrorists are movie villains this makes complete sense.

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[โ€“] GhostSpider@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, Hamas will put a bomb inside a hostage's guts and another inside her vagina, so when the rescue team is leaving with her on the copter she will blow up as she jumps from it, leaving Big Boss unconscious for 9 years. ๐Ÿ˜”

Hamas is exactly that kind of shit bag group.

[โ€“] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Hamas will capture the wrong guy and spend, like, 15 minutes monologuing at him with a revenge speech he's been practicing for decades. Only to get killed by their own giant robot, shortly after.

[โ€“] GhostSpider@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Sins of the Father plays while Hamas awkwardly stares at the American hero~