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No more cape shit once you hit 30. Do some praxis instead or read a good book.
Yeah not even a contest. What is he going to do, shoot some web shields to block a planet sized energy blast?
Everyone likes to bring up the time Spider-Man beat Firelord (one of Galactus' heralds, on par with the Silver Surfer), but everyone always forgets the time he got beat up by Turner D. Century, the man who thought the world peaked in 1908
You gotta respect that pure concentrated cringe though. He even got to be specifically boomer Thanos
And because he was Boomer Thanos, it didn't work
Then he was killed by the Scourge of the Underworld
Then he was cloned by Nazi Scientist Arnim Zola
Then he was killed by Deadpool
Then he was brought back to life by The Hood to kill the Punisher
Now the Punisher became a ninja, got divorced, his ex-wife stole all his money and he's moved to Weirdworld to fight monsters and now there's a slightly different guy who's wearing a slightly different skull and uses lasers instead of bullets
comic books, folks!
Oh no my date with Mary Jane, how do I shot web?!
And one punch that could split a planet in two vaporizes the web slinger.
Spiderman going through a comic arc and losing a fight is much too kind to Peter for Marvel writers. Before his inevitable death, you know the author would include a scene where Buu uses Parker Clan Extinction Attack and simultaneously snipes everyone Peter has ever cared about in the entire world with dozens of energy beams