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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They gave Majin Buu nipples lmaoooooooo

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

It's so weiiiiird he's an artificial being he doesn't need nipples. It's one of the things that stands out in the character design in the show because the Saiyans all have nips but all Buu's transformations don't. He's always been a pretty well design character.

Anyway you joke about "Majin Booba" but uhhh Majin Buu's official wife is a female spawn he created and named Booby after finding Mr Satan's porno collection. The entire Majin race descends from them because they then fucked like rabbits. I am not joking. This is the canon explanation between Dragonball Online and Dragonball Xenoverse.

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You call it canon but that's a dumb spinoff thing made up for silly video games. Canon is generally considered to be stuff made up by Toriyama, which even tentatively includes the ridiculous oversexualized Majin Booba character Android 21, but I've never heard of anyone who takes Dragon Ball Online lore seriously lol

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Canon is generally considered to be stuff made up by Toriyama,

I'm sorry to curse you with this knowledge but Toriyama wrote Dragonball Online.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Toei Animation keeps Toriyama chained up in a basement somewhere and they already have several clones of him growing for when he kicks the bucket.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

They'll need those clones because the fanbase basically treats "written by Toriyama" as the "this is canon" rule. When he's gone the entire universe will shatter into pieces if it comes from different authors and everyone will endlessly argue over what's real or not forever.

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Huh, yeah that's a new one to me. Since even the most committed dragon ball nerds have no interest in including any of that lore.

I've actually played that game so that should tell you what kind of fucking nerd you're dealing with lmao

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's also weird cause his dog was named Bee for that joke already! Toriyama you hack fraud!

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

He knows what the dbz crowd likes and is playing the hits lol.

[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

That's what Super is and I like Super.

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How else will he feed his young?

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 11 months ago

They could partake from those succulent ear holes.