asked my pastor about this back in the 90s and he pointed me to some weird scriptures that he interpreted as meaning that bodies got remade into their healthiest state as they were called up to heaven, but they had no blood

Idk what the significance was of "no blood," but I remember that was very important.

(Maybe he thought Jesus was the only person with blood in heaven?)

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Important theological question: what goes on with Jesus' blood during the week?

Wyoming Catholics alone, even accounting for paltry church attendance and assuming that they take 1 mL sips, drain an entire adult man every Sunday. You can't make up for that in real time with a sugar cookie and some orange drink. Does he just eat like crazy and swell up like a mosquito in between? Is that 144,000 figure just the only way to preserve his cardiovascular health?