212

Capitalism breeds innovation (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago by quarrk@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

31 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 109 points 10 months ago

I have a vision of the future:

My therapy AI raised the subscription fee, so I started to use the Starbucks Coffee Selection AI as it was based on the same LLM. Starbucks shut it down because it started to recommend people drink lattes to improve their anxiety. Everyone is now using the Michelin Tire Customer Support AI for therapy, you just have to pepper in random questions about tires so it doesn't shut you out.

[-] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago

i keep having falling dreams that have me waking up in a cold sweat. my partner says i was screaming

chatbot: .....

oh and in the falling dreams there are offroad radial axis tires

[-] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

What tires are best for off-road winter conditions, and why am I depressed?

[-] Stache_@lemmy.ml 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You may be experiencing something known as “Seasonal Depression”. Luckily, our All Season Goodyear Tires are on a special sale and are guaranteed to get you out that ditch and back on track! Just text “RE-TIRE ME” to 1-800-MICHELIN