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[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (4 children)

It's funny because you can kinda judge people on the chapter they play. Black Templars are chuds most of the time, Salamanders are the opposite.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Similarly, I find a lot of left wing homies play Imperial Guard (it me, I like all the little guys) but the Guard players with the worst politics invariably play Krieg

I think the presence of space marines draws away the people looking for power fantasies of various kinds (from your black templars to your salamanders) and leaves the people who's fantasy is either ordering people to their deaths (Krieg) or standing tall with your comrades against overwhelming odds (most other regiments). Of course, the less said about the fantasies of Praetorian players, the better.

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I love the Guard, probably cause of Abnett's Gaunt Ghosts, but I also sure do like those Valhallans boys and girls

[–] invo_rt@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I play Necrons, but it was for the original Terminator vibe. Now it's because I think the models are cool and I like Trazyn being an absolute shit and doing a Grumpy Old Men with Orikan. They're also easy to paint.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like Black Templars because they play like Space Wolves lore claims they fight like.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I play Dark Angels because they're canonically as sick of Space Wolves as I am.

Also, one of the few loyalist chapters that have a weakness that both matters and is the direct fault of their own Primarch.

[–] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

space wolves are ok, they are like the 2nd or 3rd most likely chapter to care about civilians whatsoever, they fought the inquisition to stop them from blowing up a planet once i think. idk about the fans, i imagine the viking theme attracts pigmask-off

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Conceptually Space Wolves are okay (beyond, as you say, viking shit being a magnet for Nazis). My problem for them is that they're so poorly written.

If I said something like "the battle between Svane Vulfbad and Harald Deathwolf", most people would be hard pressed to figure out if I'm mocking the Space Wolves or referencing a real canon event.