"We need all your info for advertising, not you can't opt out unless you make an account and give us your email. Oops, looks like I hid the opt-out under a subheader. Amazon is now profiling you."

WE USED TO CALL THAT SHIT A VIRUS.

ITS EVERY. FUCKING. WEBSITE. NOW

"Hi I'm going to block this entire site until you give me your info, this is very cool and normal."

Capitalism ruined the internet. The whole thing is malware now.

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[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Imagine the toilet is the grave of somebody you don’t want to have an un-soaked-in-piss afterlife. If their grave is within your travel range, plan a nice day trip to it with your least hydrated friends so it has a nice stench.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

bathroom

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Piss-cisely

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You are talking about pissinger right? dead-motherfucker

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Thatcher was the one I was thinking of in my heart.

I’m still in the process of internalizing the “he’s finally fucking gone” idea.