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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

oh cmon i wanna hear a plausible series of events that could lead to morgue worker being forced to dna test their child on suspicion it came from a cadaver!

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

She went on Maury and they did a DNA test with her current boyfriend but found out that the only possible match was the cadaver who had been the subject of a murder case which is why they had his DNA on file.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

NOOOOO BRAD WAS SUCH A NICE GUY HOW COULD YOU DO THIS JANET

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Damnit Janet, he loved you.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Someone should do a conspiracy theory about Maury being an op to collect DNA