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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Excuse me, ninja use traditional peasant and laborer tools as weapons.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No they use saurikens and nunchuks and smoke bombs and poison darts. I’ve seen footage on me tellie

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

Nunchaku were farming implements used to thresh rice or soybeans.

[–] context@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

maw oi! got a loisence for those farming implements?

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He knows. The ban also includes scythes, hoes, fertilizer, grain silos, cattle, motorized transportation, and an "outdoors lifestyle".

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

mfw I'm about to shank some fools with masonry equipment

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Chainsaw is a ninja weapon for 21st century, katanas - right out

[–] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

YES ninja were not standardized, 'ninja sword' is like saying 'gangster rifle', a criminal/terrorist/assassin will use whatever they have to accomplish their goal, they usually can't or don't build their own weapons. they don't have uniforms and tables of equipment like a military does.

[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

And yet, everyone knows what is meant. Just like gangster gun immediately brings to mind the tommy gun..