So, Professor Zizek, you are a communist? Then you wouldn't mind if I purged you like Mao purged the intellectuals

I actually consider myself more of hegelian than anything else. We actually have a lot in common. Like you, I am the schniff so called "white boy" that wants to say the n word, I don't care about jokes that offend the women, and schniff I also spend all day watching movies and pretend they are profound.

Hegel? How about you hang to hell?

That was a terrible pun. Please kill me so I do not have to shpeak to you any further