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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 59 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Why order milk at a cafe, you can literally buy it at the store for like 3 bucks

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 39 points 9 months ago

Or you can buy a 12oz cup for $5!

I made this mistake once because my kid reaaaaally wanted a cup of milk when I grabbed a coffee on the go. Never again lol

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

oh what the fuck. i thought he just wanted whole milk in a latte or something but no, just a glass of milk? are you seven years old?

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

bros just enjoying milk

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Going to Starbucks and ordering a venti milk for four times the price so the hot goth trans woman can give me a nasty look

[–] Trans_Caucasian_SSR@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

me but im bad at flirting

[–] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

to epicly own the blue haired barista.

even tho the barista prob had no idea it was ordered with a racist wink and just had a good laugh later abt the weirdo who ordered a cup of milk at starbucks

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 9 months ago
[–] Ufot@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

It's cause he's only drinks socially.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 2 points 9 months ago

I had a buddy that discovered amaretto was absolutely delicious, and started drinking it straight at bars. I watched him tell the bartender "can I get an amaretto on ice" and she straight up said "what the fuck did you just order?!" and asked me if he was being for real. If you order a weird drink, you will get a weird response.