This one (1) neat trick allows you to look strong and masculine without having to do any exercise whatsoever. From the makers of Golf: the sport where you drive a little cart around drunk and only have to stand for two minutes at a time.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

At least golfers don’t pretend to be world class athletes or anything. Like suburban biker gangs are the equivalent to Italians who’ve never been involved with the mafia sitting around a dark basement wearing suits and doing initiation rituals

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

You know how in the wild some insects and birds and other creatures evolve to mimic other poisonous or dangerous animals? They get the advantage of people thinking they are scary or annoying to fuck with without actually having to develop the toxins or hard shell or whatever. Same here, get some people acting scared and deferential to you and don’t have to develop any combat skills or muscles.