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the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.
Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.
Rule 3: No sectarianism.
Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome
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Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again
SPD: This election is a choice between Literal Hitler and Diet Hitler.
Thälmann: I'm... Literally right here.
SPD: We might not like it, but we have to choose between the lesser of two evils.
Thälmann: I'm... still right here. If you need me, you know. Yeah.
SPD: Our hands really are tied here. We know that Diet Hitler is not too fond of us, but he's our only hope to defeat Literal Hitler.
Thälmann: Do you... Do you actually hear me at all? Hello?
SPD: In times like these, it is the citizen's duty to vote to save our democracy.
Thälmann: Do you think there might've been some sort of systemic issue that caused us to get into this situation in the first place?
SPD: Remember to vote Hindenburg, everyone!
It's funny because it can also be a commentary on the US in particular and contemporary western society at large