Had some less than protected sex and did not pull out in time 
I am not very smart and have very little self control, picked up some plan b but i live in a anti abortion state so im stressin i tell ya hwat. Just had to vent on the interwebs
Idk why i do this to myself but as a wise man once said, "we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo"
Put a condom or two in your wallet, put condoms in your car, condoms at your place, condoms at her place. Always have condoms on hand, it's honestly the easiest way to avoid something like this.
Just for future knowledge I guess, can't do anything about it now. My girlfriend missed her period once and we were both scared as hell but she never became pregnant (was also not on the pill or anything). She said it was likely cause she took a long plane ride soon after and jet lag messed with her schedule or something (she said this had happened to her before).
You're not supposed to use your wallet since they are likely to wear out and break when you need them.
Oh shit okay, noted
Just keep one on 24/7
Maybe ill just get a chastity cage lmao