Like from what I understand you're not allowed to touch the workers because then it becomes prostitution. So like. A bunch of boys just get together and sit down to watch some girls dancing naked? And they just kinda grin at each other and say "hey isn't it awesome when there's boobs?"

You can't jerk off so they just go to get boners with their buddies? You can do that at home. You can just watch porn with the fellas or have a circlejerk.

I've never understood why it's seen as a straight masculine thing to go to a place where the only thing you can do is get horny with other men.

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[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I was a stripper briefly in my 20s, though not a very good one and not in a big city

AMA

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

not a very good one

bit idea: stripper who spends the whole song trying and failing to remove her hot pants

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

bit idea: naive autistic stripper who doesn't understand the rules of engagement and also has strange ideas about what's sexy

I think that's where ping pong shows come from

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How’d you like it?

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

The sexy naked dancing thing was very fun! The coworkers ranged from wonderful stripper godmother to malevolent girl-next-door, but the talking to guys thing was the worst because most of them were assholes.

I quickly found out that dudes that looked outside the clientele's white redneck norm were better to talk to, though they usually didn't have as much money. My favorite customers were the only black man I ever saw in there and a cutie beardo in a wheelchair - 20 years later, I still remember that they both talked to me like a person instead of tits on legs.

Focusing on trying to have enjoyable conversations with men I didn't instinctively hate made me pretty unsuccessful. The women who can lie convincingly to monsters really clean up!