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That's when you start keeping a roll of electrical tape in the car and covering your lens when you're on the job. "Want me to do this shit? Pay me more; you don't pay me to be a rent-a-cop."
...Then keep taping the shit over anyway
Me on my shift at Target
SUP
What’s crazy is I don’t know of any police department in the US that gives guys bullpups, so this guy specifically bought this as his duty rifle lmfao
Give yourself some plausible deniability, just a bit of oil on the lens and some dust/powdered makeup/etc should be enough.
"Oh, no! I didn't know that I wiped baby oil and bellybutton lint on the camera lens. I'm sorry!"
Oooh, based; that's some Sabotage Manual-level shit
Its like dropping belly button lint into a urine sample cup during a drug test.
Will it contaminate the sample and make the results invalid? I don't know but it couldn't hurt.