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[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 58 points 4 months ago

If it's hot outside, we can raise the price of water and ice cream

Nice grocery store you got there, be a real shame if it caught fire because it's, uh, "hot outside"

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No I won't call the fire department, but I will allow you to rent the use of my phone for thirty thousand dollars

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If that's too much, it'll be forty thousand in one minute. Surge pricing is a bitch, huh

edit: I know I said forty thousand when I handed you the phone but by the time you made the call the price had surged again to a hundred thousand. Don't get mad at me, the algorithm did it.

this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2024
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