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Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was... but the Democrats made us take it down. It's true!

My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you're in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!

Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn't we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

EDIT: That's all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I've had but good enough!

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Was that the sleepiest you've ever seen Joe?

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Sorry Rojo27, I forgot to include my response to your excellent question.

One time I saw Joe dead on the ground. I thought his heart stopped! I walked up to him and asked him what happened and he told me he was practising his golf swing!

Well Jesus, Joe! How many times did you swing the damn club? He told me - and this is all true by the way - Sleepy Joe told me he had only swung it once! His wife came and carried him home. Sad!

[–] TheREalDonaldTrump@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

This is an excellent question Rojo27. Thank you for asking.