the_dunk_tank
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Dead during victory speech, calling it now
Nah he'll die before election day and they'll hide it. If he loses (he will) they'll try to spin it as if he died of a broken heart. If he wins (he won't) and Kamala comes out to accept the victory on his behalf there will be second larger, funnier, Jan 6.
I’d like him to die while they’re counting the votes. Trump will be slightly ahead when he croaks. Then Biden dies and takes the lead. Trump acts as if he won, and nobody has the stones to make him go home. We have dual Presidents for four years, the Wet Boy and the Xan Cop. The inauguration will be zany.