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Riding around on this like a paperboy just hucking fresh, piping hot wieners at peoples doorstep in the morning
(hexbear.net)
I also sell to individual customers but you're gonna either have to be a pretty good runner to keep up or rather more dexterious so you can cycle next to me. Close passing cars and bike lane parkers get a nice squirt of mustard on the roof
Oh yeah I know, I was just making a joke. In my utopia there would be a dedicated "bike drunk or fast" lane
I get the spirit but that sounds like a recipe for disaster
Well call it the mad max lane and legalize jousting in it
I'm on board
Televise Friday and Saturday nights, run ads, use the money to finance the education of bike-fight-doctors