I also sell to individual customers but you're gonna either have to be a pretty good runner to keep up or rather more dexterious so you can cycle next to me. Close passing cars and bike lane parkers get a nice squirt of mustard on the roof
throwing one and landing it in a guy's coffee cup on his front porch (2500pts)
throwing one and knocking down a beehive at the uninviting grey-tone house that doesn't subscribe to the daily weiner, the bees attack the homeowner
crossing a multi-lane highway to hit up the dirt park for some sick air brah
Stop under the overpass to make a sick hotdog tag
GOTY, all years
It was such a bullshit hard game lol
Hotdog cart dudes are some of the rare cases of me not absolutely hating petit bourgeoisie. Actual heroes, they should be exempt from all taxes.
aren't they usually like 1 man operations or self employed?
Take only cash my friend. Mark donated hotdogs as charitable contributions.
Usually, but sometimes a guy will get a couple more carts and rent them out. I still can't take too poorly to that, cause it's much more honest than "my daddy gave me a loan to open this restaurant".
Me, an intellectual: Riding my bike beside you and catching weiners in my mouth
I'm affixing a carla cargo bike trailer upon which my 2 warboys sit to pelt you with expired weiners and stale, hard bread rolls
I got your piping hot weiner right here, pally
I said, pedaling up beside you on my own weinerbike
Keep some bologna on hand so you can throw them like frisbees at asshole drivers and their terribly parked cars in addition to the mustard.
Do you guys have a bar bike where you're at? They're fun
You mean like the beer bikes where you collectively pedal a giant ass contraption while getting shitfaced or more like this type of stuff but it serves drinks?
Beer bikes have mostly disappeared by being banned via local ordinance because it held up actual traffic, like some guy driving his car across town to get a doner kebap, the latter you do see occasionally but they're often more of a coffee bike and we also sell Aperol Spritzes and some bottled beer type thing
I meant the first, but the latter is also fun. Yeah the traffic sucks, I propose having a designated beer lane to solve it
I don't think you really need designated lanes, just become less carbrained. No one questions the gaggle of idiots doing 1km trips in their cars that produce 10 times as much congestion as one beer bike, or people just turning a driving lane into impromptu parking because they can't be bothered to get a parking spot. This clearly wasn't about smooth traffic flow, this was to placate malding car drivers
Oh yeah I know, I was just making a joke. In my utopia there would be a dedicated "bike drunk or fast" lane
I get the spirit but that sounds like a recipe for disaster
Well call it the mad max lane and legalize jousting in it
I'm on board
Televise Friday and Saturday nights, run ads, use the money to finance the education of bike-fight-doctors
I wanna get hooked up to one of those, except i don't want my beer in a glass, I want a straw that's hooked up to the keg. I'll be like a fat little beer powered gerbil.
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