replied by proclaiming, "You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang", referring to expectorating on a man's penis to lubricate it before oral sex

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[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago (4 children)

If you're getting a blowjob you're gonna get saliva on your dick regardless.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Bit idea: the Three Gorges Dental Dam, offering protection with Chinese characteristics

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

"Hawk tuah" sounds like somebody trying to spit phlegm out of their throat though.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

If you're having vaginal sex you're gonna get mucus on your dick regardless. Sometimes you just need a lil' loogiebrication to get things started.

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

it's not good head unless there's a pool of saliva collecting underneath

[–] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah no shit I'm talking about spitting like that