no no, the theory is it was the agent in the front seat reaching for his shoulder holster and fumbling, firing through the seat and through jfk's head, explaining the whole "magic bullet" thing and the zapruder film "back and to the left"

[–] Tom742@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago (7 children)

That’s the one!

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I like the "everybody did it" theory.

[–] SpanishSpaceAgency@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

His head just did that.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

His head just did that, but milliseconds later his head, which was in the process of exploding, got hit by like eight different bullets and the psychic brain exploder ray!

[–] booty@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

I think the JFK assassination was a completely normal assassination and they caught the killer immediately, but then a time traveler went back and fucked with it and made it ambiguous, and then another time traveler went back and messed with it even more, and now it's just a time traveler meme to go back and make that specific event even more weird and fucked up

[–] context@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

are we sure it wasn't related to a boeing mishap?

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Three different 727s just did that and Oswald's bullet richotted off the plane debris, hence the magic bullet.

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