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I also went for a run on august 6th this year and on the 22nd of november 1963.

All these things happened as a direct result of my running, this much is obvious. I don't know how my legs are linked to the politics of the US, but I hope to understand my powers some day soon. Also Chris Dorner was briefly resurrected when I hit the gym last week (they found his gun). It seems my thighs quench life and my biceps bring it forth.

Last time I went for a long run (managed to be my longest yet at 13k!) This time I am going for a short 5k. I hope to be able to do it in under 22 minutes (when I was at my peak I could do it just under 18 minutes!) We will see if it is time, distance or speed that determines this.

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[-] Jew@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

News just dropped that a billionaire is missing at sea. Not joking, that fucker probably drowned. Thank you for your fitness comrade!!

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

The name of the fucking boat was "Bayesian" too. Bazinga billionaires are even worse sicko-orca

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

I was thinking about Jeff Bezos as I ran. Getting closer and closer.

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