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xhs-doge i've never seen this one

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[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I have never seen any emote from this series:

degrence humber nage dorcelessness andric varination ponnish harfam trantiveness-1 trantiveness-2 teluge loric kyne

But I actually think the right answer would be the ones from the "Formatting and Structurals" tab, like:

curve-top-right border-middle-horizontal-top negation

And there is also the mistery emote

mystery-emote

Edit: The mistery emote does nothing. Pretty disappointing. lea-ugh

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The mystery emote is regularly used for formatting. It is the same height as other emotes, but empty

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

I was hoping that it would randomly choose one from a secret emote pool, but I guess the name and the emote itself are all just hot air.

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wtf those are horrifying

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

yeah i'm glad we don't use those let's keep it up

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

jwajin There has to be a bunch of relatively obscure ones

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Always happy to see TPP make an appearance in a thread. Feels like 2020 for a second

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was there those were good times

[–] Aceivan@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

barthes-cool never seen this nerd posted tbh. Roland Barthes

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] blight@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

I have actually used that once or twice.

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

kim-blood never seen this one and its pretty cool

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

99% sure xhs-doge was added this week.

[–] Inui@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, its from Red Note

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

ferret-poggers

I think I ahve only seen myself use the ferret emotes

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] blight@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

that one had its day in the sun a good year or two ago

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

oclan this one I believe used to be because of the spelling mistake. But that's fixed and there's heaps of unused new ones.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

lonk my personal favorite add. Is it ever useful? No. Do I still use it from time to time? You bet your sweet ass.