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[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Serious: my healthy brain, or at least, a brain that appeared to function more similar to a healthy one Only a little less serious: Packet radio. I was not alive for its heyday, but I wish I could play more with it now.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

what the fuck you can emoji link!?

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago

An atmospheric CO2 level of 280ppm

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

The USSR is probably the single most correct answer.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The highly era-specific experience of renting a game with an on-cartridge save battery and getting to play the files of people who made it way further than you can

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks to whoever left a save file with Adult link on it because my 6 year old ass was too scared to go into the Deku trees mouth

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

I remember renting a Super Metroid cartridge with a save past the point of no return at Tourian (which was a bit disappointing because I wanted to explore the map with my ridiculously powerful full loadout).

I went into the Mother Brain room and wondered "Why is there a cacodemon from Doom in a jar?"

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Found my friend's save file on a Jet Force Gemini cartridge like this once

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I remember buying a used copy of Metroid zero mission that had the entire gallery unlocked

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago

Baby Hitler so I could destroy him with facts and logic and then vote him out of Germany

liberalism

[–] crime@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago
[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago
[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

That feeling I felt sitting in my cousin's basement in June of 1996 playing Super Mario 64 for the first time.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

The internet before Facebook

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Affordable housing. I want to get a fucking life already.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Pleistocene megafauna

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JNCO jeans, you know you want them.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You could comfortably fit a whole motherfuckin game gear in those bad boys for playing sonic on the go

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is what they took from us

[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

And we couldn't even feel the theft because our pockets were too damn spacious and loose on the legs kiryu-slam

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

I used to carry a 2-liter of cherry coke in my back pocket

[–] abc@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

millions-strong flocks of passenger pigeons or the fabled North American parrots or American (western) camels or sabertooth cats or american lions or John Brown

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

I was thinking the quagga, but I like your answers more.

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

i would bring back Carrier Pigeons

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

StumbleUpon

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Dead homies.

My career.

The people who left me without explaining why.

Afghan heroin.

Good raves.

My youth.

I dont fucking know, i dont trust the monkey's paw. So nothing I suppose.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago
[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

Life before cell phones

[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago
[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

long exasperated sigh while getting into position ALRIGHT

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

I'm bringin sexy back

[–] Tom742@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

A fractured world with different places and ways of being

I want to be able to be born into a small society, grow up with travelers talking about how down the coast there are people that don’t live exactly like we do, and they have different values and habits and customs and how that’s cool. I want the option to leave my current group and go join that one, and live the way they live and integrate to their society.

Just reading a David Graeber co-authored book where he talks about the Pacific coast of North America pre-european contact. There were vastly different economies and social structures all along the coast, the economy of the southern portion of the coast was very different from the economy of the northern portion.

You had these absolutely huge gulfs in how a society and economy was put together, often in remarkably small geographic areas, and the social freedom to travel between them and be treated well. We don’t even truly understand how much we’ve lost. Like, we all just settled on capitalism (violently and not voluntarily) and gave up the sheer variability of expression and experimentation. The End of History.

[–] IvarK@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s the most depressingly beautiful thing I’ve read today. Fisher’s hauntology really does pervade western society.

[–] Tom742@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Ghosts of My Life: Writings on Depression, Hauntology, and Lost Futures

Thank you, a new book!

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

How about bringing back some damn CIVILITY in our political discourse?!

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Apart from obvious political stuff… I’d like to bring back having disposable income

[–] TheGenderWitch@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Marxism Leninism