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[–] picklemeister@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

i can guess how many beans are in a jar if it's less than 10 beans

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

I can estimate within 10 minutes how long it will take to get to midtown Sacramento by car from anywhere in rural northern California. I have to be driving though.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I can interact with a liberal for 30 mins without losing my sanity. Try to beat that!

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I can gargle 1 balls

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

It all comes down to a fart off

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can do the William Tell apple shot, but only with billionaires and probably only once before someone gets suspicious

[–] piggy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean the William S Burroughs apple shot?

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Well yeah but not with my partner they're cool

[–] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Hey dol merry dol I can sing

[–] Lalutacontinua@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can take a shit for a really long time

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

10 min. under normal circumstances, but it bumps up to 20 if I'm punched in.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

i can talk about how any mainstream movie is leftist or not leftist enough

[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can triforce with my hands, people love that one

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Okay we have a winner

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I'm really really obnoxious

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can use a bidet on stage

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

@ButtBidet@hexbear.net dynamic duo back for one last gig

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I am just going to tell the liberals it will be okay and they can go back to brunch. I will get a standing ovation.

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

we're gonna need more beans

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Are we going to kidnap Jack Black?

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if we made the talent show really bad on purpose and then made a bunch of investments that depend on it failing?

[–] LisaTrevor@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Springtime for Treatler.

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I can slap my own ass

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I can make obnoxious noises with a guitar and call it music. Somehow people seem to like that