i can guess how many beans are in a jar if it's less than 10 beans
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State-by-state guide on maintaining firearm ownership
Domain guide on mutual aid and foodbank resources
Tips for looking at financials of non-profits (How to donate amainly)
Community-sourced megapost on the main media sources to radicalize libs and chuds with
Main Source for Feminism for Babies
Maintaining OpSec / Data Spring Cleaning guide
Remain up to date on what time is it in Moscow
I can estimate within 10 minutes how long it will take to get to midtown Sacramento by car from anywhere in rural northern California. I have to be driving though.
I can interact with a liberal for 30 mins without losing my sanity. Try to beat that!
i can juggle with 1 balls
I can gargle 1 balls
It all comes down to a fart off
I can do the William Tell apple shot, but only with billionaires and probably only once before someone gets suspicious
You mean the William S Burroughs apple shot?
Well yeah but not with my partner they're cool
Hey dol merry dol I can sing
I can take a shit for a really long time
10 min. under normal circumstances, but it bumps up to 20 if I'm punched in.
i can talk about how any mainstream movie is leftist or not leftist enough
I can triforce with my hands, people love that one
Okay we have a winner
I'm really really obnoxious
I am just going to tell the liberals it will be okay and they can go back to brunch. I will get a standing ovation.
we're gonna need more beans
Are we going to kidnap Jack Black?
What if we made the talent show really bad on purpose and then made a bunch of investments that depend on it failing?
Springtime for Hexbear
Springtime for Treatler.
I can slap my own ass
I can make obnoxious noises with a guitar and call it music. Somehow people seem to like that