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And then we can use these answers to confuse libs more than they already are.

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[–] ennemi@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (5 children)
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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The best system we've got.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Liberalism is the awareness that you were born a chosen one of epic destiny, and that you are among the very special insider elect that know how the world really works. You are one of the adults in the room that get shit done because you make the hard decisions, just like your role models in your treats.

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They said wrong answers only

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

I think that way they see themselves is very wrong I-was-saying

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

A meritocracy which is antithetical to Nazism and in favor of equity and equality for all

[–] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

It's an acronym!

Letting Individuals Believe in Equal Rights And Liberty, In Spite of 'Merica

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Liberalism is when pronouns.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

ooooooooooooooh PRONOUNS NOOOOO

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

It’s when you put a lot of salt on food

[–] gaycomputeruser@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 years ago

Liberalism is liberty and freedom applied systemically

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

half measures

[–] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

it's when the government does stuff and when the government does stuff thepre liberal it is

[–] manuallybreathing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

using a liberal amount of paint 🖌️🎨👩‍🎨

the artist attacked the surface with liberalism

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.

[–] beef_curds@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It's what the arc of history bends toward.

The more liberal it is, the more history bends.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

When history is an ouroboros eating itself forever, that's neoliberalsm

[–] smokeppb@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

cw: violence

Liberalism is when you're a teacher looking after a bully and a small kid, and the bully constantly boasts that he's going to beat up the small kid, and the small kid keeps bringing the fact to your attention but you ignore him. One day the bully acts on his threats and starts to beat up the small kid, but you break up the fight. The right thing to do would be to send the bully to detention, but the thing the school administration wants you to do is send them both to detention.

Liberalism is doing what the school admins want you to do.

Liberalism is also doing what the school admins want you to do after being bitter about the injustice about their rule that stopped you from doing the right thing.

Fascism is the same scenario as the above except replace the school admins rule with something more ghastly, like you must ignore the bully or something.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

INCREMENTAL PROGRESS! YEAH!

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pudcollar@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Liberalism is the perfection of human freedom, democracy and justice. American liberalism is a beacon of light for the world, spreading prosperity and peace to the globe. Liberalism elevates the best minds, who are capable of solving problems of racial justice, healthcare inequality, crime and violence, and rules-based international order, using informed, rational, rigorous, altruistic and beneficent thought, unmatched in human history. The only reason that anything is wrong in the world is because liberals are obstructed by those got dang Rethuglicans.

Brutal communist ideologues look for simple answers and are largely incapable of grasping the wisdom and nitty-gritty details of the absolute infallibility of the process of gradual reform, and the absolute superiority of means-tested market-based solutions for all social, economic, geopolitical and environmental issues.

The wisest and most effectual thing any person can do with their life, other than running for office in the Democratic party, is to vote Democratic. There is no greater service to one's country, and it is your social duty to uplift these people who know what's best for all of us.

[–] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Liberalism is a cult made up of people born in the astrological sign Libra. Once a year, during an October night, they all simultaneously look up at the night sky, raise a set of scales and chant their creed; RULES. ORDER.

How can they all look up at the sky at the some time you ask? Because they're all crackers living in the northwestern hemisphere.

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Liberalism is when you

[–] D61@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

That feeling you get when you come to visit or leave Liberal, Kansas.

Liberalism is when wholesome small business landlords have their voices heard. Communism is when it is illegal to have joyous hearty laughter and a jolly good time (the foundation of landlordism).

[–] Salmarez@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Disagreeing with my obviously correct takes. (A very wrong answer)

[–] honeynut@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

liberalism is just human nature sweaty

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Liberalism is an iron-age religion centered on the worship of the Roman goddess Libertas very-smart

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's actually improperly capitalized. It should be LiberALism. Now that I've corrected that, it should be very apparent:

LiberALism is the belief that famed pianist, Władziu Valentino Liberace, will one day reappear in the US state of Alabama and lead his faithful fans to a promised land of pure melody.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Oh shit I had no idea, learn something new every day the-more-you-know

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

liberalism is when you use as much horsey sauce as you want

Its when you just fling out, like, so much ism, like, you're just super liberal with it. Just getting ism all over everything

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago

It's when you're in favor of liberation.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Liberalism is when you are afraid of anti-fascists.

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

What famed Liberal Commie Lenin Marx invented at Chernobyl, the biggest gulag, after having Jesus crucified alongside the Romanovs in 1984

[–] wax_worm_futures@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Liberalism is a sandwich.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Literally as left as they come.

Redditor philistinism, like how Lenin said...