I had to pay rent online this morning because new property management has everything going through a fucking app, so I forgot my debit card on my desk after setting it up and didn't notice until I was ordering tacos from the taqueria on my way to work.
Thankfully I go there all the time and so they hooked me up with 4 crunchy tacos on the promise I will pay for them on my way to work tomorrow.
Someone is getting a fat fucking tip.