no token woman faking excitement
The men are also faking excitement, you child. It's their job
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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They're genuinely excited about the shit load of money they're going to make.
Excuse me, that’s a team entirely composed of racial minorities, clearly a woke DEI bid to keep qualified white men out of vidya.
Christ what pathetic losers soy facing over Nintendo treats
Nintendo won over the tradcath G*mer population.
Because it's for children.
Gaming when pre-teen: Nintendo makes serious gaming consoles!
Gaming when a teenager/20-something: Nintendo is a kiddie platform, real gaming for adults is on PlayStation/Xbox/PC.
Gaming when 30+: These are all treatboxes, the idea of one being more mature than another is pure marketing.
The most based thing about it is how they raised the prices of the games. This keeps out the poors and also helps make more pure profit for Nintendo which is extremely capitalist of them. Le epic win for gamers 
Post-gamergate gaming is just golf for millennials. Change my mind.
- Elitist, snobby, hobby for society's upper crusts. Culture of sneering at "weirdos" or "the lessers" in any way.
- You know damn well generative AI is going to be shoehorned into everything so they're going to get the land use and environmental concerns on lock as well.
i know way too many broke trans people with steam decks for your first bullet. maybe there's some Gamer communities somewhere but even Jeff Grubb is making baby's first anti-capitalistism videos now.
i know way too many broke trans people with steam decks
Maybe because it's a portable computer it's more attractive? And it's a handheld so idk? 
maybe. it's also a console-priced and minded PC that plays fairly recent pc games well enough plus a bunch of pre-configured emulators. just works out of the box etc
What's the golf equivalent of that post-apocalyptic beaver game? Cause that's the only one I've been playing recently.
Gamers™ are so fucking ridiculous
retvrn to paying $450 for a console with the processing power of a PS4
Does it even get that much power?
i have a switch and i'd highly doubt it.. this thing has the power of a potato, so the new one is probably potato x 1.2
When we establish global communism, we must throw these people into gamer gulag where they will be made to play lesbian walking simulators for 17 hours a day
Disco Elysium but the only thoughts available are the communist ones, Homosexual Underground, and Inexplicable Feminist Agenda.
describing my entire playthrough
They will be forced to play an video game based on the Chinese civil war but entirely populated by motion capped debra wilson npcs
This same guy is gonna shit bricks when tomodachi life 2 inevitably has gay marriage.
Sorry chuds, Nintendo is woke.
Nintendo of Japan even acknowledges same-sex partnerships and gives full benefits to employees who are in one, despite the fact that this is still not required by Japanese law.
enjoy 90 dolla mario kart i guess
How to make the most banal shit sound absolutely repulsive
gamers should not exist dont @ me