I like how he couldn't think up a racist caricature of Canada so it's just a guy with a maple leaf head
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He is still trying to learn a new Canada-face after Trudeau.
It should've been a South Park Canadian.
To be fair, he is holding a bottle of "syrup"
Do these dipshits even comprehend the horrifying concept of the level of blowback that could happen from trying to openly fuck with the entire world?
They're trying to cash in on decades of post WWII American hegemony.
We'll see if the check bounces. If it does, it will be a major hinge point.
Either way, countries are building alternatives to dependence on the US, so if this all works out for the empire, then everyone will have escape boats for the next hinge point.
The anglophonic mind cannot comprehend the subtle complexities of 'Soft Power'. See how they regress to methods of imperial management the rest of the world left behind in the 1800s
Glad to see the independent nation of Cramer be recognized. 🫡
This is actually an accurate analogy. The US does have all the chips. What the fuck are they going to do with chips? Chips are chips. Chips aren't real. Money isn't real. It's a substitute for value. When they piss everyone else off, they're not invited back to the table. The rest of the world is just going to cut off trade from the US. Where are Americans going to buy bananas or coffee? I hope Americans really like corn.
The casino will kick you out if you shit on the table.
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literally me every time I log onto this site
"I really hate this website I visit voluntarily and post in frequently!"
I like how all the cards say "PAY UP" which implies Trump is also holding a bunch of cards that say "PAY UP."
Trump is holding the MOST cards that say "Pay Up."
It is kind of interesting how a lot of chuds seem to believe that everyone will just export to the US at a loss rather than them having to pay more. There have been a lot of it from 
talking about how Nintendo has become "political" by pulling pre-orders of the Switch 2 to reconsider the price or how it is all corporate greed and the tariffs are just an excuse.
The leading chud posters seem to have started pivoting to the next stage which is "you don't need anything actually, money is fake".
thesis: You will eat the bugs
antithesis: I will not eat the bugs
synthesis: I will not eat anything
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“Workers should work for free! Higher wages mean more expensive products!”
“Tariffs are great and will in no way be passed on to the consumer because uhhh….internet said so!”
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Canada is just a big leaf? Wtf Ben you're better than that. A big beaver, a giant moose? Come on there's so many better options.
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ah yes the "if everyone is mad at me I must be doing something right" school of governance
"How can I pack all the racisms in one image?"
He's holding all the cards (they're playing UNO)
Surprised nobody else has mentioned that Australia isn’t even a person but an animal lmao
Australia as a jacked kangaroo isn't an insult to Australians, maybe an insult to kangaroos
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Canada's just a bunch of maple leaves in a suit...
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Tariffs being in the news for several months now, you'd think they'd adapt to the understanding it's not a tax on other countries
Even when it inevitably blows up in their faces they will find some new mental gymnastics to do to aggressively avoid learning anything.
BRICS being built on self imposed American shots to the foot is kinda funny.
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S Korea and Japan
Literally the same country now, since the occupation collaborators were left in charge after 1945.
Also the France pic is really accurate.
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Meanwhile Dow Jones (the only metric these freaks care about) is still going down.
The so-called “economic geniuses” are cheerleading for protectionism. You can’t make this shit up.
can't remember that Modi exists so i'll just draw india as a brown guy with a south east asian muslim hat
se asia is my favorite country
india is breathtaking i can't look away
CW for racism maybe?
No that's literally me. We just go around wearing big rice hats and are totally indistinguishable from each other, unlike Europeens who obviously are wearing different suit brands.
I'm a kangaroo with severe constipation
You sure you're not a dingo with constipation?
Some weird animal with constipation, they have so many down under
How does it not become exhausting to constantly felch trump for years like this?
America is trying to throw its weight around but it doesn't know what weight it is.
Why is Cramer at the table? Lmao
That Sheinbaum face needs to be an emote.
Why did he need to label people if he was just going to draw racist stuff. Is his audience children?
Who is the German guy supposed to be? Can’t be Olaf Scholz, right?
Closest analogy would be genderswapped Alice Weidel but considering everyone else blonde guy in suit is probably the best Ben Garrison can come up with as a racist charicature of germany
Weirdly the EU is there despite germany being very much part of it as per tariffs and that one's clearly just terrible human being Ursula von der Leyen
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