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[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

I'd watch this though I don't think Bautista would take this role anymore

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, 4chan is still around? And people are mining it for memes?

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

They’re a great reflection on the increasing age of Millennials. All the references they make are relics from the 80’s/90’s.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why are you sharing posts from a Nazi forum?

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Cuz I got this meme from a slightly more acceptable nazi forum (facebook)

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't think twitter could make post that big

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

You couldn't until Musk Elongated the limit

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 week ago

It's disturbing how I heard all of this with the right accents in my head

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What the fuck does even happen in dark souls? Part of why I gave up was having absolutely no clue what the story or setting was meant to be and therefore having no sense of direction or motivation. From what I recall something in the past with dragons and a bunch of fire and now I'm a dead guy in a hole who fights skeletons and leaves the hole and then proceeds to wander around for no specific reason.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The Gods grew fearful and jealous of the revolutionary and communistic nature of humanity and so cursed them to a never-ending cycle involving zombies and a glorified tournament arc where the victor sacrifices the souls of countless beings they've slain to sustain a physical but continuously diminishing ball of fire that somehow also metaphysically sustains the power of said gods

Humans are tricked into participating in this eternal Ponzi scheme through massive social engineering and religious propaganda that extols humans to reject their sinful nature and sacrifice themselves to save the world on behalf of the gods

I'm not kidding by the way, this is the meta of the series' plot

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Was this in thr GameCube one? I didn't play that as much

Edit: I'm in a conversation about Kojima directing an Fzero game and got confused. Keeping it in

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes the forgotten classic, Dark Cubes

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Look, I knew 2004 segw took over f zerosjd it's story for a game and it sounds pretty sonic and the never ending tournament thing sounds like a death race is plausible here.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Something about cleansing a taint and killing a loathsome dung eater

[–] dung_Eater@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

please leave me out of this

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you're cleansing the taint but someone else is the loathsome dung eater? Seems like a glass house situation here.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The moral of the story is "don't stow thrones"

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I bet that's funnier if you've played the game

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Civilization was a mistake

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sid Meier and his consequences

Ordinary Americans casting Boeing 737 MAX fuselage sections in their backyard forges:

"I got pig iron! I got pig iron! I got ALL pig iron!"

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

I feel like i just drank from the garden hose

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Still more fun than the games don't @ me

[–] cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

It's okay bro, you can just say you're bad. You don't have to be good at everything.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Struggle session activate

[–] leninmaycry@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

@grok summarize this for me