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"Musk refers to his offspring as a "legion," a reference to the ancient military units that could contain thousands of soldiers and were key to extending the reach of the Roman Empire.

During St. Clair's pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. "To reach legion-level before the apocalypse," he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, "we will need to use surrogates." i-cant

While Musk was in Pennsylvania canvassing for Trump before the election, Musk sent a series of texts about the urgency of winning the state to St. Clair. "In all of history, there has never been a competitive army composed of women. Not even once," he wrote. "Men are made for war. Real men, anyway." He followed up with: "I am in full war mode. Going to the front lines today. Must win PA." i-cant

While she was pregnant, Musk had urged her to deliver the baby via caesarean section and told her he didn't want the child to be circumcised. (Musk has posted on X that vaginal births limit brain size and that C-sections allow for larger brains.) St. Clair is Jewish and circumcisions are an important ritual in the religion, and she decided against a C-section. He told her she should have 10 babies, and they debated the child's middle name. sadness-abysmal

Musk has said he is concerned about what he called Third World countries having higher birthrates than the U.S. and Europe, a person familiar with the conversation said.” Yeah no fucking shit i-cant

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he didn't want the child to be circumcised.

heartbreaking

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Let's be real, as right as he is, it's almost certainly for nazi reasons

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Musk has posted on X that vaginal births limit brain size and that C-sections allow for larger brains

Yeah because of evolutionary pressures, humans developed brains bigger than our birth canals, so a newborn's brain continues to develop after birth. Giving birth via C-section instead of vaginally isn't going to change that lol. Self-proclaimed smartest man alive right here.

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wait, does he think brain size is determined at time of birth and can change depending on the method? That doesn't make any sense.

margot-disgust

[–] Dengalicious@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 week ago

But it’s still a person before birth. Gotta remember that both are true to fascists at once

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"In all of history, there has never been a competitive army composed of women. Not even once," he wrote. "Men are made for war. Real men, anyway." He followed up with: "I am in full war mode. Going to the front lines today. Must win PA."

how does one even respond to this. "I can't believe I let you busy inside me." ?

[–] fox@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

All his kids are IVF because he only wants boys

[–] muirc@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Word on the street is he got a fucked up robo-dick,too. brace-watching

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

liz-society This has been confirmed, he definitely has a fucked up robo-dick.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 25 points 1 week ago

I can only hope it's his daughter (and maybe there'll be more) that pulls the release cord on him.

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

"You're such a fucking loser, pay your goddamned child support."

[–] rocket_dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 week ago

Calling this "managament tactics" is really funny, this is just Elon getting horny and lonely and texting his baby mommas like a 14yo 4chan neo-Nazi, and then ignoring them the rest of the time (especially if there is responsibility involved - like a medical emergency).

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

This guy is a fucking freak monster.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Between this and Techno Mechanicus I think it's clear that he aspires to the role of Emperor. He yearns for the ketamine throne

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

A thousand K bumps are sacrificed to him every day.

I give myself unto chaos! We will destroy the corpse emperor and his broken techno dick!

[–] SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

He's gonna have to compete with me for the k throne, and let me tell you I'm crushing it

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Vegeta’s whole redemption would have been a lot faster by just playing Elon Musk clips and then informing him “THIS is what you sound like!”

Perhaps even Raditz could have been saved by this tactic.

A legion? Seriously? I’d laugh at the larp if they weren’t deadset on making it reality.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Controversial take: Vegeta never redeemed himself. He remained malicious until the manga ended, he was just incidentally on the side of defending earth for selfish reasons.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

On a serious note redemption arcs in anime and comics are a joke. Mass murderers just walking free. "Paying their dues". It makes sense when facing a more powerful enemy but it doesn't end there i-cant.

[–] SloppilyFloss@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

He's got a more explicit redemption storyline in the Moro Arc of the Super manga where he acknowledged his hand in the genocide of the Namekians and is trying to make up for it by defending them from a new threat. But yeah I don't think you can really be redeemed from multi-planet genocide.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Redemption at the very least involves acknowledgement of wrong and an effort to change, and vegeta did neither within the lifetime of the original manga.

[–] SloppilyFloss@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah for sure in the original manga he did nothing even close to redemption. He was an asshole pretty much until the very end of the manga until he admits that Kakarot is #1. But that's just the very beginning of changing.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Nappa, his Power level is concerning! I’m using ScouterX to look into it!”

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry bro, badposted a little too close to the sun there.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

The damage is done

[–] homhom9000@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Go die in the war then and stop fantasizing about other men doing it for you. White supremacist are so weird.

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, im not big on sex anyways but why tf dya f that mf? He looks like he smells of old ham and sounds like dale from the rescue rangers when he's busting

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

they don't. Almost all of his children were conceived through IVF

[–] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

adding on to the IVF, i've read (articles citing unnamed sources, take what you will from that) that's why he's pissed at his trans daughter. because he "paid for" a male son.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Not even articles, that’s what she said explicitly

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh. Wow. Thanks. I can't even with that guy, wow

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's assumed he prefers IVF because you can control for sex and that's why most of the brood are boys. Also because he had a botched dick enlarging surgery and it's now all fucked up.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Lmao what a dumbass

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

That sounds fake and made up, which means it's real because we live in the dumbfuck timeline.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

rumor is he broke his dick trying to create a cyberdick and it is no longer functional, which is why he has to resort to these mass inseminations via IVF to make up for his perceived loss of masculinity

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

i can't wait till this guy gets redacted-1redacted-2

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never understood why with his whole eugenics obsession he's not seeking out female scientist or athletes.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because athletes and scientists are more likely to be financially secure and less likely to put up with his bullshit.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't think that women athletes in general make more than film actors, executives or pop stars. I also think you underestimate the background level of brainworms among scientists, and the respect Elon sadly commanded until quite recently.