this post was submitted on 01 May 2025
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[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

can you scroll down I wanna finish the story

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The venue we were at was playing truly demonic music by the Chemical Brothers and the DJ was wearing an all red veil and would occasionally whip themselves and then turn up the music louder each time they did it. I was freaking out so I just started browsing hex and that’s when a person came over and grabbed my arm and then stared at my phone, they were observing the screen as if they were astonished at the fact I was using this website. It’s embarrassing to admit that I use this website in public, I rarely do but I was freaking out and needed to post to calm down or just take my mind off everything going on. “What website is that?” the person asked, I just stared at them because I was so paranoid I thought they were a fed and they were gonna stop the rave and arrest me and shove me into a black van. I just said “hey um take your arm off me, it’s just some forum.” They took their arm off but their gaze was still fixated on the screen. I tried putting my phone away but they stopped me and said “chapo right?” I nodded and just looked at them. They smiled and then took out their phone which was some dinky tmobile advertised on the back with a cracked screen and a strip of literal bandaid over the crack, I guess to stop the glass shards from cutting their finger. They started showing me hexbear and by that point I was sure they were a fed and this was like some sort of honeypot. It just seemed like the odds were too extreme for this to be a coincidence and also the fact that this person was a straight caricature out of disco elysium, like the feds compiled everything into chat gpt and this was the result of your average hexbear. They kept trying to log in but they were having difficulty doing so but they were logging in as “Blackmoldfutures.” I wasn’t really into BMF that much not like the rest of you but I understood that they were a “power poster” so I was kinda semi in awe but also still paranoid that this was a bit. They got angry after not being able to log in and they literally placed the phone down on the floor, stood on it, and then started spinning whilst they were balancing on the phone. I honestly thought they were trying to do that in an attempt to get it to work again, maybe this was the reason why their phone was so fucked in the first place. Like any time they fucked up logging in they would just spin on their phone almost like undoing the damage by moving their body in the opposite direction of time in order to get it to work again. The phone went black but then they just restarted it and to my surprise it turned on again.

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

I ain't reading all that

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I remember that post

[–] Aceivan@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm so glad apps added tagline support doggirl-kiss thanks devs

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The thing in missing in apps is the emojis.

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

YASSS fucksake

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

It’s art sweetie, you wouldn’t understand.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago
[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

The absurdly long ones make me happy

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've seen this one earlier today; great tagline

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah it's good, it just looks really goofy in this app

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

I have seen that one like 3 times already.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago
[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

One of Melina's all timers

[–] abc@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

its not ridiculous at all