this you? coolest guy ever
this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Lenin: To be fair, you have to have a really high IQ to understand Marx
WHERE IS MY SZECHUAN BEANIS
I would eat a goddamned szechuan boot I love szechuan cooking so fucking much
Hexbears are always shouting their catchphrase, "beanisbeanis pisspiss", in any thread they appear in. According to bean person, it translates to "There are liberals in my walls, please help me."
Could someone explain to me the 'beanie' meme exactly?
Imagine thinking about lemmy in the shower
This is just like Squid Game
Look'at'me, Morty! Look!
Looklooklook!
I'm a PPB, Morty! IM PPB RRRIIIICCCCKKKK!
First sentence should be a new tagline
Lemm.ee users are the rick and morty fanbase of lemmy instances in that they are both not allowed to live within walking distance of a school
boy what a cool showerthought
This Dave person has been on quite the adventure lately...
https://hexbear.net/post/4858070
Edit: they seem to have deleted their account. So maybe more of a misadventure
Edit 2: Aw man, misdaventure was right there!
You Dave it your best
That whole thread was advanced trolling. Bravo, dave.
edit 2: also trans rights, BLM, free Palestine,
, bigotry is wrong. just to be clear, I see a lot of people complaining about being banned and their shitty rhetoric reveals them. I try to be an ally, these bans are not warranted, likely a butthurt right winger.
I have given up caring,
-Paragraph 1 of 3
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
he was using a slur-filtered word proudly in that other thread too lol
Daveastating 
How can I be both lemmygrad and hexbear I love you both too much
Omg omg we broke Dave
Wait, is he running to World to cry about us because of this comment thread? https://hexbear.net/comment/6132735
Armed democrats lmao amazing
I will die for your right to open a small business in an underserved community that operates for three years if you are a Pell grant recipient
lololool what a dork.
I wonder, does Lemmygrad take a lot of flak for being 'tankie' too or is it just Hexbear?
Lemmygrad tends to "brigade" less, so I think they get a lot less overall attention from libs. (They are the ones doing the thankless task of downvoting libs though)
We're smaller and got defedded way early on, so the vilest dens of shitlibs have forgotten about us. Lemmy.ml gets most of our flack now, 'cause of the couple comrades there.
Both lemmygrad and .ml get lumped in with us as "the tankie triad" 
"The triad" name literally just comes from one loser who was non stop posting about anti communism and containing us to "save lemmy", so thanks for the badass name cm2000 or whatever the hell you are called, we love living rent free in your head
containing .ml the instance created by the actual OG devs of lemmy, big brain time
"Troika!" 
the troika of tankiedom
That's the genocide enjoyer from that ongoing struggle thread isn't it?
Damn, still doing "lesser of two evils" shit, this guy is some kind of ultra-lib, an archetype of the lib, the Ur-Lib if you will.
lmao he really dave it his all
Truly Liberalism's Davest Soldier
He could have daved himself the trouble and just come to us directly smh
That link brought me to Reddit…
This user definitely thinks they are a cool person
love too hold all the approved opinions
It's a fascinating look into the liberal mindset. 100% chance they consider themselves a "good person" despite doing 0 actual good works in their daily life. And these evil hexbears coming and insulting them are automatically bad, because they are a good person, and only bad people oppose good people. It's a great reminder that libs will treat traits like "good" or "cool" as inherent properties, not behaviour defined by action.
"Voting for the female genocide enjoyer and doing interpretive dance to own the current fascist in office is really cool"
-Libs
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A HEXBEAR!
I AM HEXBEAR SISATICI!
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