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[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hexbears are always shouting their catchphrase, "beanisbeanis pisspiss", in any thread they appear in. According to bean person, it translates to "There are liberals in my walls, please help me."

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Actually, there a libs under my bed!

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Lenin: To be fair, you have to have a really high IQ to understand Marx

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

WHERE IS MY SZECHUAN BEANIS

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 13 points 1 day ago

I would eat a goddamned szechuan boot I love szechuan cooking so fucking much

[–] uglyface@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

Imagine thinking about lemmy in the shower

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Omg omg we broke Dave

Wait, is he running to World to cry about us because of this comment thread? https://hexbear.net/comment/6132735

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago

lololool what a dork.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Armed democrats lmao amazing

I will die for your right to open a small business in an underserved community that operates for three years if you are a Pell grant recipient

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That's the genocide enjoyer from that ongoing struggle thread isn't it?

[–] Diva@hexbear.net 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

lmao he really dave it his all

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago

He could have daved himself the trouble and just come to us directly smh

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

Truly Liberalism's Davest Soldier

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

Damn, still doing "lesser of two evils" shit, this guy is some kind of ultra-lib, an archetype of the lib, the Ur-Lib if you will.

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[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This Dave person has been on quite the adventure lately...

https://hexbear.net/post/4858070

Edit: they seem to have deleted their account. So maybe more of a misadventure

Edit 2: Aw man, misdaventure was right there!

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That whole thread was advanced trolling. Bravo, dave.

[–] Diva@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I think Dave got broken:

'im an ally'

misogyny

deletes account

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Damn, that last one. You just know that Dave considers themselves one of a very small group of intellectuals who are smart enough to understand the film "Idiocracy" and everyone else is too stupid to get it.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have given up caring,

-Paragraph 1 of 3

[–] buh@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 day ago

Daveastating A person disintegrating

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

he was using a slur-filtered word proudly in that other thread too lol

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

edit 2: also trans rights, BLM, free Palestine, i-am-adolf-hitler, bigotry is wrong. just to be clear, I see a lot of people complaining about being banned and their shitty rhetoric reveals them. I try to be an ally, these bans are not warranted, likely a butthurt right winger.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

You Dave it your best

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I wonder, does Lemmygrad take a lot of flak for being 'tankie' too or is it just Hexbear?

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 51 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Both lemmygrad and .ml get lumped in with us as "the tankie triad" hexbear-specter

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"The triad" name literally just comes from one loser who was non stop posting about anti communism and containing us to "save lemmy", so thanks for the badass name cm2000 or whatever the hell you are called, we love living rent free in your head

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

containing .ml the instance created by the actual OG devs of lemmy, big brain time

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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

the troika of tankiedom

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago

Lemmygrad tends to "brigade" less, so I think they get a lot less overall attention from libs. (They are the ones doing the thankless task of downvoting libs though)

[–] rentasonder@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We're smaller and got defedded way early on, so the vilest dens of shitlibs have forgotten about us. Lemmy.ml gets most of our flack now, 'cause of the couple comrades there.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

How can I be both lemmygrad and hexbear I love you both too much

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This user definitely thinks they are a cool person

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a fascinating look into the liberal mindset. 100% chance they consider themselves a "good person" despite doing 0 actual good works in their daily life. And these evil hexbears coming and insulting them are automatically bad, because they are a good person, and only bad people oppose good people. It's a great reminder that libs will treat traits like "good" or "cool" as inherent properties, not behaviour defined by action.

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

love too hold all the approved opinions

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lemm.ee users are the rick and morty fanbase of lemmy instances in that they are both not allowed to live within walking distance of a school

[–] D61@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago

Look'at'me, Morty! Look!

Looklooklook!

I'm a PPB, Morty! IM PPB RRRIIIICCCCKKKK!

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

This is just like Squid Game

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago

boy what a cool showerthought

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

First sentence should be a new tagline

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you, insufferable users, for keeping this nerd away

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A HEXBEAR!

I AM HEXBEAR SISATICI!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They literally have the same avi as the r/showerthoughts these people miss redit so much

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

These fucks should have stayed there but if they understood why r*ddit is shit, they wouldn't be liberals.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

It's funny, because there seems to be more of the insufferable Redditor smuglord type on other instances than even on Reddit

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In the spirit of keeping away "cool guys" like that one, I say Wubbalabbadubdub or whatever

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