this post was submitted on 17 May 2025
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[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 57 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Going to the supermarket of ideology. Want me to pick up anything?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Could you get me a 2 liter of monarchy and some communism? It's a little weird but I like to mix them together.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

Ummmm get me some conservative liberal Stalinist Hitlerite anarchist fries pls

[–] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Imagine ve are shtanding in ze shupermarket of ideology"

schhhhhhnif

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh damn I'm gonna get run out of business. Can't have ideology in a trashcan anymore, because of woke.

This kid definitely loved Polandball and the political compass spinoffs

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is the modern version of "lol i'm so random hold up spork" behaviour but for teenage political wonks

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Bot, federal agent, or goober. Call it.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Literal child most likely

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Krem@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"It's so badass when based men with medals do based things. I hate blue haired liberals and tolerance. In my utopia there's a serious guy with a mustache and a uniform yelling at you, and his picture is on every wall. you are not allowed to be gay or work in a starbucks, everyone has to work in a factory that makes iron chairs, or be a housewife."

[–] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Tagline material

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the kind of person who thinks Jackson Hinkle and the American Communist Party are really cooking.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

This is the kind of person who ~~thinks Jackson Hinkle and the American Communist Party are really cooking.~~ is thirteen

ftfy

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone is collecting their political ideologies from internet quizzes.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Let there be MBTI for young HOI players.

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Politics have replaced music for teenage boys and it’s worse than I could have ever fucking imagined.

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

putting a bunch of ideologies up on my wall then throwing darts at them to determine my political beliefs

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Putting a bunch of ideologies in my bio and seeing who gets mad

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

This person believes every black book of communism evul 1948 vuvzela lie and goes "neat!"

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Edgy teenager who picks the things that get the largest reaction. Kind of sad really, this is a person who has no real positive role models or decent friends in their life.

[–] has_com@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

I found a sick hybrid skill tree where you both support and murder minorities

[–] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

median voter

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is a man who accepts every single piece of western propaganda about the USSR, DPRK, and Hamas as true, and goes “But that’s good, actually”

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know that teenagers baffle the living shit outta me

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

They couldn't care less if they make sense, I'd agree

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

The one centrist

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Given my own age this may be throwing stones in glass houses but... Gen Z.

[–] context@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

looks like one of my bits breached containment columbo-donk

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago

This is why you don't abuse your kids

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

supermarket of ideology had some big discounts recently

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Kid who hasn't read a book

[–] Antiwork@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I'm a fed is so much easier

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Stalin was right about what would happen if the USSR fell. What a hell world of crazy people we live in

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Its a Non-Marxist Anti-liberal, Socially Paleo-Conservative, or a Gen-Z Monarcho-Stalinist-Jucheist-Isolationist. .

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

JucheMonarch45

JucheMonarch27

Half-off already? I don't know if this is stonks-down or that thing where chocolate bars have been getting gradually smaller.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 6 points 1 week ago

Is that universal monk?