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I ordered an avocado and toast in 2008 and still haven’t financially recovered.

Putting on a diving suit to catch glowing sea slugs so I can drink their ooze to grow Big Naturals in a dieselpunk Atlantis

no more half measures walter

Men prefer zedongs

Cottagecore was a lesbian aesthetic about escaping heteronormative society and going off grid. It got turned into a tradwife aesthetic about neo lebensraum. Solarpunk is similar, but the way it gets coopted is via green capitalism washing away the revolutionary parts of solarpunk and replacing them with consumerism of the eco friendly variety.

Straight men and their eternal quantum superposition between viewing and organizing the strongest empire in history on the concept that other straight men are somehow biological sex machines and having to stoicly have sex with with a not dude with a single tear rolling down their face while they think about how cool it would be for someone else to fuck a dude and imagining exactly how another dude would fuck down to the curvature of his penis because simply having sex with one of your fellow "sex gods" would somehow be an affront to reality and make god cry. So unserious.

I keep my Hamas membership card in my wallet, right behind my Antifa Supersoldier badge.

if you can't take the shame, don't fuck the dane. idk what else to tell her

Spain before the Islamic Revolution

Hello and, again, welcome to the Dongfang Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centre. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.

Toad worshiper Don

But I did not speak, for I was not a gamer.

And from my bit account:

the effects of prolonged exposure to Reddit on the human brain have not yet been examined

Here's a nice sampling of what I consider bangers:

Holding a fork close to my face while looking at Putin so it looks like he’s behind bars.

New way to weed out feds: see if they can withstand a hit of the Copper Killer OG kush before letting them join the org.

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely even touched your beer for breeders.

Everyone fears the Mongolian cowboy army of Levi Khan. They dominate the steppe with their prowess in horseback six-shooting.

>Libs are now bullying our first neurodivergent president.
>tfw no sorceress commie mommy president who is the living embodiment of baphomet
>Why do Europeans meet each other and talk about stuff? Are they fucking gay?
>I'm not gay, my accidental brain chemistry is gay.
>unlocking genetic memory of a having listened to a wu-tang album
>Yeah fuck those Sarah Jessica Parker freaks.
>Imagining all the other squirrels being glad he's dead.

No farting in bed out of solidarity

This is dielectrics

Why is it "USA" and "USSR" and not something like "USSA" and "USSR" or some other variant?

I have an empty modlog

Woah woah woah, western leftist

Don't you know I own machetes?

is

who the fuck is scraeming "stop farting" at my house? I will never "stop farting"

I don't think you're a good Democrat. I think you're a naughty, naughty Democrat, and you deserve a spanking.

Maybe if he didn't kidnap his wife, we wouldn't be so mad

"Cis, he/him"

"thanks I think we are done here"

o-ok

This was supposed to be a post about hair!

Ladies and gentlemen, the euros still have it in them

I love me some platonic ideals. They are so cute and cuddly . I don't mind getting impaled by the octahedron . I love it unconditionally.

I was able to handle complexity when I had a BOY brain. But HRT has given me a GIRL brain.

words are the devil and they lead us astray with their multitudes.

oh person writing for bloomberg

Here's what I believe happened to Atlantis, some fucker forgot they left the tap on, and then went on holidays.

I have found incontestable proof that I am right, and you are stinky.

I believe this is the mostly likely course of events and both smugly and patiently await my Nobel Prize in big brain having.

genocide is bad but trying to liberate your people via direct action is worse.

A while back, I was talking to a bloke who liked Don't Look Up and I called it Hellstar Remina for bluesky libs.

The fact that he's just out there slowly getting bigger does leave the worrying possibility that he will be back though

owwma balls

if you got the time n the hardware doooo it! do some today! it felt great, like Tony the tiger great!

cranking the tongue like a pull start engine. "now she's purring"

yeah ok that's on us why did we build a piss fountain

if only Marx had been a catboy he would have understood the value of a big box

What is eating a few dog shits against your immortal soul?

it's the 4 minute mile of gooning

Miyamoto was only a theorist. By adapting to local conditions the Dance Dance Revolution proved that revolutionary action could be achieved with only the feet.

anarchy just means "I can hurt anyone I want and there's no one to stop me."

That should be a lyric in Once in a Lifetime.

May it be perpetually tickled by the ghost of Henry Kissinger.

That bear looks like someone filming on a phone just asked how many countries in the Soviet Bloc it could name from memory.